Him: There’s no easy way to say this, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore.
(I don’t like you. You creep me out. You’re too needy.)
Her: Why not?
(I like you so much. I know I creep you out but I need you, a lot.)
Him: It’s not you. It’s me.
(It’s totally you— 100…
Why do we spend our nights on tumblr.?
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
( ) Because we have no social life.
( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.
(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside & mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.
